Hey Kris, WTF is that on your door? It really clashes with the maroon and beige color scheme. Oh, I was feeling a little festive today and made a spring wreath for the front door. Here’s a closer look. Yes, those are marshmallow peeps. Anna and I went to Michael’s today to pick up some [...]
Continue reading...19. March 2010
Yesterday the phone rang. I looked at the caller ID and didn’t recognize the number, but answered anyway and had the following conversation. Me: Hello? (In a perfectly pleasant phone-answering voice) Caller: Bitch! I told you to stop callin’ my man!!!! (In a very angry, unpleasant phone voice) Me: Excuse me? I think you have [...]
Continue reading...5. March 2010
I have a couple of more inadvertently-sent-to-me emails from my favorite anonymous sorority… First off is this one (formatting was by the sender, not added by me. I know enough not to underline my text for emphasis): RE: Unbelievable. There are facebook pictures and Pic-Mans ALL OVER THE PLACE of roughly half of you with wristbands at formal. [...]
Continue reading...4. March 2010
So, I’ve been trying to post and have a bunch of drafts in my draft folder, but honestly they all pretty much suck. The best one is the one I wrote when I was having the drunken kitchen dance party USA last Saturday. I was having a pretty good time, alone with my iPod and [...]
30. March 2010
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