Suddenly Routine

I’ve been a horrible updater lately. Ignoring my website. Someone should call the web-equivalent to CPS and report me.

Hmmm… so what’s been going on? Maybe I should interview myself again.

So, Kris, what’s happening? What have you been up to?

Well, I’ll tell you. Not much. Still unemployed, still watching too much tv and I haven’t started my new exercise routine yet. But it’s on the list. Oh, and I had a job interview last week for a job that I think would be a totally bad ass opportunity. Which throws a monkey wrench into my fantasy of being a stay at home mother. But it’s a good wrench.

Exercise routine? Won’t that get in the way of all your couch sitting and tv watching?

Yeah, probably. But that’s why we have a DVR. I’d hate to miss the latest Bachelor episode. Can you believe that Vienna is STILL around? OMG, she’s such a bitch!! [eyeroll]

What’s Anna been up to?

Anna is having a great time. She’s been getting up really early. And had been learning to um, exert her personality a little bit more when she doesn’t agree with a particular course of action. And she’s also been calling me by my first name instead of Mom or Mommy. It’s cute. Especially since it sounds like “Tiss” or “Tissie” hahahaha…

Any new craft projects in the works?

Sort of. I was thinking about making Anna a Valentine’s Day bag to put some fun treats in. Sort of like a stocking. But that looks like a bag. I thought that sounded like a fun thing to do. And I still have all that extra felt from my Christmas projects to use up. I also have some big tacky plans for the kitchen that depend on whether or not I get that job I interviewed for.

Wow. You’d think with all your free time, you’d be able to update your website more often.

Yeah, you would think that wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong. I bet you’re glad that you asked. Or I bet that I’m glad that I asked myself that question. What? Ok, now I’m confused.