In the past week, a few someones (who I don’t know) used my email address to:
Sign me up for a senior’s dating site. (WTF???)
Send me an email to inform me of their upcoming six week trip to Mexico, along with health updates of their friends. (OMG! Bob had his gallbladder out!)
Create a tumblr blog. I was really annoyed by the tumblr blog (mostly because I associate it with annoying teenagers) so I went into it, changed the password and deleted all the posts (which were just reposts of other people’s stuff, nothing personal) and then changed the one post that the email-stealer did, from a self-portrait of a teenage girl (of course it was) to a picture of Bon Jovi and a note telling her to not to use my email address when creating tumblr shit.