Suddenly Routine

Here’s another weird dream from last night.

I had a dream that featured Dar, you know, from Beastmaster. This guy…

My dream started out with me watching Beastmaster on tv, but it was on a network channel so it was all edited up. You know how the networks will take out some scenes and add different ones that weren’t in the theatrical release?

I’m watching the movie and there were a bunch of missing scenes, but there were scenes of Dar working in a pizza parlor set in the 80s, which were NOT in the original movie. He was the underdog that everyone made fun of and he kept getting his ass kicked.  I’m watching the movie, thinking, “WTF? This didn’t happen in the Beastmaster. This is wicked stupid. When is John Amos going to show up?”

Then all of the sudden Dar and I are running from some zombie-like creatures. The zombies had a some virus that made them disintigrate over time, so we just had to avoid them long enough for that to happen. Sort of like Night of the Comet. I guess I had 80s movies on the brain last night.

Dreams can be freaking weird.